Tadpole "I want milk"
Bean "Mommy Tadpole wants your milk."
"No! I want your milk." Tadpole says to Bean
Bean, with this look on his face like he had been told the most ridiculous thing ever and gesturing at his chest and his nipples, replies, "I don't have milk! I am not a Mommy. If I made milk, my boobies would be really fat(as he smooshes his chest together) because the milk would fill them up all big and fat."
Was I supposed to interject anything here of great importance, or am I raising boys who will become healthy young men extremely supportive of breastfeeding, or should I be offended about my really big and fat milk filled breasts?? Seeing as I always have something to say, even when I shouldn't, the one time I probably should not have kept my mouth shut, I was just too tired to even entertain any of that.